Some people just don’t understand personal space — but this shirt makes it crystal clear.
The “If You Can Read This… You’re Too Close” tee delivers instant laughs while setting friendly boundaries wherever you go. Bold, simple, and impossible to miss, it’s the kind of humor that works at parties, offices, family gatherings, and everywhere in between.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear and funny enough to spark conversations, this is one of those shirts people remember — and ask about.
Perfect for: • Birthdays • Coworkers • Friends • White elephant gifts • Anyone who values their bubble
Give them something they’ll actually want to wear — and laugh about long after.
Product features - 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and clean lines - Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and scratch-free wear - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main prints to preserve fine detail - Certified (Oeko-Tex) and ethically sourced materials; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
