Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt – Bones, Yams, and Bad Decisions Retro Design

Turn up the holiday chaos with this retro-inspired “Bones, Yams, and Bad Decisions” Thanksgiving sweatshirt. Perfect for anyone who treats Thanksgiving like a full-contact sport—and shows up ready to feast, vibe, and cause just a little trouble.

Featuring groovy 70s lettering and fun holiday icons, this cozy crewneck is your go-to outfit for family dinners, Friendsgiving, or those “one more glass of wine” moments. It pairs perfectly with stretchy pants and questionable choices.

Great gift for:

• The chaotic cousin

• The wine aunt

• The person who eats yams like it’s their identity

• Anyone who knows Thanksgiving is basically a sitcom

Comfy, funny, and guaranteed to be noticed.

Product features
- Tubular (no side seams) knit for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric—soft, warm, and durable
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for long-lasting wear
- Embroidered or printed decoration options (left/center chest and wrists) with DTF inner labels and DTG printing

Fulfillment & Processing Time:
This item is made to order through our trusted fulfillment partner. Processing takes 2–5 business days, followed by 3–7 business days for U.S. shipping. International delivery times vary.
- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean