Some assumptions are dangerous. These two? Dead wrong.
Our “Don’t Assume I’m Sober OR Straight” t-shirt is your perfect party wingman, pride parade outfit, or Sunday brunch uniform. It’s bold. It’s queer. It’s chaotic in all the right ways.
Whether you're one drink deep or three rainbow shots past logic, this tee is made for the unapologetically unpredictable. Loud, proud, and probably a little buzzed — just how we like it.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and comfort - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Ribbed collar retains shape - Durable fabric perfect for printing - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
