From the creators of mashed potatoes and mild family tension comes Cranberry Chaos II: The Sauce Awakens — the funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly needed.
This retro, 80s horror–style crewneck captures the true terror of the holidays: cranberry sauce that refuses to die. Designed for the brave souls who survive every Friendsgiving, political debate, and dry turkey with nothing but sarcasm and a full plate.
Product features - Sustainable and stylish tubular knit design minimizes fabric waste. - Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape for prolonged wear. - Crafted for adults, ensuring a comfortable fit for a wide audience. - Meets safety compliance standards for worry-free wear. - Durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend designed for lasting comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
