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International delivery times vary.\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and safety compliance (flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, phthalates)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47445410054296,"sku":"29942228182128554258","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47445410087064,"sku":"32564675775858081118","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47445410119832,"sku":"11303962607776794512","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47445410152600,"sku":"53028508660429071665","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47445410185368,"sku":"31680299676573590835","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47445410218136,"sku":"16757954123136427842","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47445410250904,"sku":"92731607399885622925","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/9196\/3288\/files\/18065602962693348445_2048.jpg?v=1763072841","url":"https:\/\/djsgigglewear.com\/products\/funny-thanksgiving-sweatshirt-bones-yams-and-bad-decisions-retro-design","provider":"DJ's Giggle Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}