{"product_id":"barely-functioning-funny-shirt","title":"Barely Functioning Funny Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003eBarely Functioning Funny Shirt - \u003cstrong data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eLow energy. High accuracy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1112\" data-end=\"1169\"\u003eRunning on caffeine, chaos, and questionable sleep? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eBarely Functioning\u003c\/strong\u003e shirt is made for those days when you’re technically present… but just barely. 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